JOKES

JOKES

Why do men like smart women? Rare things are always sought after!!

A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.

When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Wedding !!

Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog's life!

Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!

Life Paradox what u want u don't get (luv), what u get, u don't njoy (marriage), what u njoy is not permanent (galfriend), what is permanent is boring (wife)
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them!!

U r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U just make my day, I love U NESCAFE!
There re many things in ure life which will catch ure eye but only few will catch ure heart pursue those.