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Must Read it......................................

Hi
A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have
forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005 & 2006

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that
it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a
needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other
place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that
someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they
may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with
calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear
that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no
matter how cool she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug
me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of
ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the charitable
trust. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000
times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

! * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me
when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the
free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to
use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions
$.

* Made some hundred wishes before forwarding those
Ganesh Vandana,Tirupathi Balaji pics etc... now most of those 'Wishes'
are already married (to someone else)



IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at
least 11,246 people in the next 10 mins, a bird will SH** on your head
today at 6:30pm.

From one of the frustrated email friends: farida