Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r finished.
There is a small gap between confidence & over confidence.
YOU can kiss your Girlfrd is confidence.
ONLY YOU can kiss ur Girlfrd is over confidence.. ..
Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya
to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Papu: LADIES TOILET!
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,Chup rehna pyaar ki nishani hai
..Kahi koi zakham nahi hai phir bhi kyon yeh dard ka ehsaas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi unke paas hai....
Bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati
road par khade hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere
ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?
Guy.-Do u know,wen i was a kid so many girls wantd to
kiss me,i allowed, but now i want 2 kiss so many girls,
but they dont allow. SELFISH GIRLS
Excuse...me what is ur sms account no ?
i want to check...some error is there...
kyon ki sms jata to hai par aata nahi hai....
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