Funny SMS Jokes

Funny SMS Jokes


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Teacher: You idiot! At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about you?
Student: Sir, at your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

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Indian-I have 4-Sisters & 3-Brothers.
What about U?
American-I have No Sis or Bro,
but I have 4-Moms From my 1st Dad & 5-Dads From my 1st Mom.

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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY:-
Never Make the Same Mistake Twice...
There are So Many New Ones...
Try a Different One Each Day... ;-)

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Man: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.

Wife: Yes darling I still do,

only difference is earlier it was 300ml

now it's 1.5 liter.

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Santa declares

I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also.

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doc1:- i had sex with my patient. i am feeling guilty..
doc2:- it happens in our profession, take it easy.
doc1:- ya,but u know i am vatenery doctor...

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Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.

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What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!

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Easiest way to die:
1. Have a cigar daily - you will die 10 years early.
2. Have drinks daily - you will die 30 years early.
3. But love someone truly - you will die daily!